“My best friend in high school was on the girls’ basketball team. After practice one day, she invited me to lunch with the team and that’s when I got a major crush on the point guard!
The freckles on her cheeks tugged at my heartstrings and I had to get to know her. In the car on the way to the restaurant, she was talking to everyone but me.
Anxious to get her attention, I finally blurted out, “Why is your chest shimmering?” She turned bright red and the car went silent until she responded “Ugh, my sister used all my lotion, so I had to try her body shimmer crap.”
That was 7 years ago, and I can still make her blush.”